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katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem